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This is the palace of the Princess of Tigers, in which she likes to call herself, She has an awfully large amount of fun when she's jumping around in the trees, And she likes to cuddle.
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Her Daddy is skywarp AKa moronicseeker





Mangaminx is really cool n cute w/ Krism it’s ridiculous

On the voice changes “ily bby” i die everytime its so kawaii 

moronicseeker said: ::Taiga-girl?:: Sky's voice comes over the comm his tone one of concern. ::H-haven't heard from you lately. You there?::

moronicseeker:

princessredmuffin:

She quickly replied .:D-Daddy? Y-yeah:. She sighed as she was trying to hold something in place for Light .:i wanna come home, Daddy:. She’ll tell him about light in a while, but she still wants to go with him

"One of her creators is a Prime." The last word Sky said as if he found it extremely distasteful. "She… doesn’t seem to talk about it a lot." He frowned, wishing he knew more about Taiga too besides the bits and pieces that didn’t fit together but made it sound like it had been hard for the sparkling early on in her function. 

"One of these days, maybe you’ll want to tell. But no hurries and no rush, not right now." Sky meant that. He firmly believed that Taiga would speak about it when she was good and ready and not a moment sooner. "S-sorry I couldn’t tell ya more than, Light."

Light smiled slightly “Thank you for what you could tell me”

Taiga looked at sky, and then grabbed his finger and nuzzled it, trying to show she wasn’t trying to eat it. But she did nibble on his finger playfully. “Num num num~” and then giggled

Light laughed “Oh, that’s cute.”  


moronicseeker said: ::Taiga-girl?:: Sky's voice comes over the comm his tone one of concern. ::H-haven't heard from you lately. You there?::

moronicseeker:

princessredmuffin:

She quickly replied .:D-Daddy? Y-yeah:. She sighed as she was trying to hold something in place for Light .:i wanna come home, Daddy:. She’ll tell him about light in a while, but she still wants to go with him

Sky watched Taiga remove Light’s hand from her mouth and begin to play with her toy duck. He turned his attention back to the grounder and looked surprised at the question. “Y-you’re asking me? Obviously, Taiga’s a new spark, but I-I wouldn’t have an idea on age, she calls me Daddy but I’m n-not her sire, not really. I don’t know a fragging thing about sparklings, or Taiga, really.” 

Taiga held up Two digits, she obviously was chewing on the duck now, but not poking any holes in the ducky. “Well, last time i tried to ask her about her carriers she got upset with me and didn’t speak to me for six days..” Taiga then spoke “That’s because i don’t wanna teww you ow anyone anything." She got up and clung to Sky "This my new daddy fowevew.”


weapens:

ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone

(via m3lzar)

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.
faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong
Anonymous said: I apologize the intrusion. I am not trying to stir anything. But i believe your character is overpowered. It isn't very possible and i understand you want to be unique.

Go ahead and say what you have to say


bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
gaysquib:

I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.

smellsliketimetravel:

trying to draw your own characters and they look different every time

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flatulenceontoast:

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ksarsis:

gaze of insanity or Megatrons gaze by Xx-Antares-xX